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M.S. asks us:

Good Morning!

I watched a movie last night in which a man searches the net for information on alien abductions. I began surfing this morning for entertainment and found your site. I have to tell you that I have laughed out loud reading this drivel. Are you people for real and are you actually making money off this trash? It is amazing to me that you could actually advertise “implanting” a memory of an alien abduction.

Thanks for the laugh. I will chuckle all day!

Dear M.S. -

Because the nature of the human mind is central to the primary business of AAI, our staff includes numerous psychiatrists and psychologists. These individuals are respected, highly qualified professionals, and as such are naturally loath to base a psychiatric evaluation on a single, short, written communication.

That fact notwithstanding, we feel compelled to tell you that all of these individuals—without exception—expressed concern at the degree of thinly-veiled hostility that appears to lurk beneath the surface of your letter of thanks.

It is not our place to judge, however, so let us just say that we are pleased to have made a positive impact in your life. We trust that the memory of your experience with Alien Abductions Incorporated will continue to bring you pleasure for some time to come!

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