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An aspiring author asked us:

Dear Sirs/Madams,

I have written a full-length book on my encounter with aliens. Can you tell me where I can send my manuscript for publication?

We are sorry to have to tell you this, but the U.S. publishing industry is virtually bankrupt. They simply can’t afford to produce any books that don’t feature the dark secrets of small towns in Maine, young southern lawyers, or Modern Science Run Amok.

Not to worry, though, as your book would almost certainly have been suppressed by the World Government, which (of course) has a vested interest in keeping stories like yours from becoming public knowledge.

The best advice that we can offer is to try selling it to small publishing houses that specialize in topics that fall outside the mainstream. As a rule, they don’t really expect to make any money anyway.

We wish you the best of luck in your endeavor.

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