Q & A: Uhhh, I’m confused…
J.H. asks us:
Saw your website, I’m an alien and I think these humans abducted me and put me in this 5×5 cube and made me program in C all day… Can you get me out of here and back to Rigel 5 where I belong??
Dear J.H. -
We’re pleased to hear that your AAI Abduction Experience (Custom Implantation) is going so well! Making the jump from “abductee” to “alien trapped in a human body” was a challenging one for our scenario designers, but it appears that it was well worth the effort.
It is important to remember at this point that you insisted on the 5×5 cubicle and C programming elements of your AAI AE(CI), and that however you may feel about them now they do have a positive influence on later elements.
At any rate, sub-heading G2 of your Abduction Experience should begin soon, and we all know how much you were looking forward to that! We hope you enjoy the rest of your Abduction Experience, and remember—studies show that your experience may be enhanced by the purchase of AAI promotional products!
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