Q & A: Order Info
Chris S. asks us:
Will the T-shirt protect me from the Scanner Rays???
No, Chris, nothing can protect you from the Scanner Rays.
Keep an eye on our corporate blog and special offers pages, though: we periodically offer packaging specials on t-shirt purchases, including special protective coverings that prevent the Postal Service scanners from identifying your purchase and logging it in their database.
This covering can be recycled into headgear that may aid in deflecting scanner rays, brain scans, satellite photography, and other unwanted intrusions on your privacy.
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