Q & A: On the Fence
On the Fence asked us:
How can you possibly poke fun at the more than 2 million alleged abductees in this nation alone? Where can I send you my entire life savings?
Congratulations, On the Fence -
You’ve cut right to the heart of the matter: the two million alleged alien abductees that you refer to (and that is considered a conservative estimate by some) represent less than one percent of the population of the United States. (281.4 million, according to the 2000 census.) We at Alien Abductions Incorporated must contine to provide our services to the public until something is done about this great statistical imbalance.
As for your life savings, we appreciate—but can not in good conscience accept—your generous offer. You should feel free, however, to invest some of that money in our fine products and services!