AAI: Back Online Soon!
Yes, as many of our customers have noted, our efforts have been focused on areas other than our online presence for several years now. With all of the work that needed to be done improving our facilities, developing new abduction scenarios, and expanding the field of para-abductology, we were unable to give the Web site the attention that it really deserved.
Following an incident that was in no way related to a government seizure of certain corporate assets, the main Web site is currently offline. We see this as an opportunity, rather than a setback, however, and we expect to roll out a full, updated site over the course of the next few months — and that includes such favorites as online access to the Abductalizer, answers to your questions about para-abductology and its related disciplines, and (of course) information about our full line of exciting products and services.
We here at Alien Abductions Incorporated appreciate your continued interest, and look forward to our return to the Internet.